Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Today's Bedtime Stories



BACON BIKINI!!!!!

Scientists say a bacon sandwich really does cure a hangover by boosting the level of something called amines, which clear the head... Yet another reason to NOT quit eating bacon!!!

Oh, now here's proof of a global recession: Global wine consumption dropped a bit in 2008, though it did rise in the U.S., Canada and Australia...Where is the rest of the world getting thier antioxydants???

When 98-year-old Maria D’Antuono was rescued in the aftermath of the Italy earthquake, she said she had spent 30 hours knitting as she waited to be freed from her ruined home. ...now she has mittens for all her kittens.

Police in Wisconsin were able to track down a guy who became lost after drinking over the weekend. He called 911 and police called his cell company to have them use GPS to track his location....Big Brother IS watching.

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