Tuesday, March 30, 2010

WTF Report


A 75-year-old has become Britain's oldest dad. His 41-year-old wife gave birth March 12. Gerry Burks attributes his virility to eating a couple of bananas a day...note to self apple a day for keeping doc away and bananas for the bedtime snack...LOL

An Italian winery is producing Hello Kitty wine. It'll be pink...isn't that just like having the camel on cigarettes???

American Idol is back tonight with another hopeful going home.

A close friend of Sandra Bullock says she's decided to end her marriage to Jesse James... doesn't ANYONE do the work anymore???

Instant CSI: http://j.mp/dkW25V

Researchers in Taiwan say there's good evidence to suggest that massage therapy may help relieve symptoms of depression....especially with the "happy ending" lol

Monday, March 29, 2010

wtf Report


Scientists say nearly one third of children globally spend three hours a day or more watching TV or on computers...that seems low

American Idol is back tonight. The top 10 perform...if you could call it that

Think you can talk on your cell phone and drive at the same time --safely? If you do you're what researches are calling a "supertasker".Except that you're probably not a supertasker since only 2.5% of the population is.

Godzilla could be back in theaters in 2012. Yes, it will be in 3D...The last Godzilla was GOD-awful.

President Obama made a surprise visit to Afghanistan the other day... They were able to keep it a secret by not telling Joe Biden.

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How to Train Your Dragon was the weekend's top film. Hot Tub Time Machine debuted in third.

The NCAA college basketball tournament has its Final Four. Michigan State will play Butler and West Virginia will play Duke. The games will play April 3; the Championship game will be a week from today (April 5).

Russia's president dropped two of the country's eleven times zones over the weekend.

A recent study determined that a dung beetle can pull 1,141 times its own body weight. It's considered the strongest insect on the planet.

A California woman has invented The Biniki -- bra for your butt cheeks.

In Florida a deputy stopped Douglas Mackenzie for driving through a stop sign. He gave the deputy permission to search him during the traffic stop. The deputy found over 1,000 pills in his underwear.

In Monterrey, Mexico, over 7,00 people took to the streets to protest the overwhelming violence engulfing the city. ...It was a peaceful protest unless you count the over 7,000 reports of people being pick-pocketed.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Snow for Spring Break

Snow, snow, go away... comback again, in winter, I say.



I honestly can't remember the last time we didn't have snow during Spring Break.Can U?

Monday, March 15, 2010

WTF Report


Kansas, Kentucky, Duke and Syracuse earned top seeds for the NCAA tournament.

A hiking path for nudists will open soon in Germany. The path, over 11 miles long, opens in May...Germany is trying hard to be your next vacation spot

A Maryville, Tennessee, woman has been accused of stealing toilet paper from a hospital. Melissa Patty allegedly admitted to taking around 500 rolls...can never have too much TP, its not like you won't use it eventually.

"Alice in Wonderland" made $62 million over the weekend to remain the top movie. Matt Damon's "Green Zone" debuted in second...Untill Alice, this weekend, I hadn't seen a movie since Speed Racer....wow

David Schwimmer, 43, and photographer girlfriend Zoe Buckman, 24, are engaged.

Worst product names ever: http://j.mp/9Vcq7A

A Spokane woman was hiding nearly $26,000 in her bra when she was booked into jail for investigation of theft. But here's the kicker. That $26,000? It was all in nickels.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

WTF Report


Disgraced sprinter Marion Jones has landed a job with the WNBA's Tulsa Shock. She played hoops in college...what do disgraced DJ's get???

Four singers get the boot tonight on American Idol.

Forbes says Mexican tycoon Carlos Slim is the world's richest person. Bill Gates is a close second, followed by Warren Buffett. Slim is worth $53.5 billion.

Daylight Saving Time begins this weekend.

A company called Martin Aircraft is now taking orders for its $90,000 jetpack. Here's a demo video: http://j.mp/yS7q6...only ten years late but there still won't be one on every corner.

Two captured ghosts sold on a New Zealand auction website for over $2,800. The buyer gets them in two tubes...WTF

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

WTF Report

An estimated 41.3 million people saw the Academy Awards Sunday night, its best ratings since 2005...the last time Billy Crystal hosted???

The Oscar-nominated films Up in the Air and Precious are on DVD today....so you can see why they didn't win

A study shows men have half an hour's more free time a day than women. But when the extra time women spent shopping and in the bathroom is added to the free hours count, men have only ten minutes' more spare time a day.

A guy from Egypt has set a new world record for two-fingered push-ups -- 46 in 49 minutes....I'd be lucky to do one

American Idol is back tonight. The top 8 girls perform.

People are actually buying Starbucks' new 31-ounce coffee. Turns out a lot of Starbucks patrons like the idea of a cup of coffee they can dip their head in.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

WTF Report

It's International Women's Day....wooo like they need ANOTHER day

Alice in Wonderland had a huge opening. Around the world it made over $210 million Friday-Sunday.

Fans attending Friday's Cavaliers game against Detroit set a Guinness Book of World Record for the "largest gathering of people wearing fleece blankets" while wearing custom-designed Snuggies. Over 20,000 fans put on the Snuggies, helping to set the record...why??

A woman in Scotland celebrated her 90th birthday by white-water rafting. Her doctor wouldn't let her go skydiving...I hope I am that active at her age.

At the Razzies Saturday night the Worst Picture of 2009 awward went to Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen....boobs and bots...I see nothing wrong with it.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

WTF Report

Today is Employee Appreciation Day.

The Academy Awards are Sunday night...finally good sleep..LOL

Sarah Palin will write a new book reflecting her "patriotic and spiritual values."...thats what retired pollitians do???

Sources say Tiger Woods wife is moving back in with him. Just 3 months ago it appeared there was no way their marriage could survive...the strength of a woman will never stop amazing me

The Cleveland Cavaliers will go for a Snuggie-wearing record tonight when they take on the Detroit Pistons. The players won't be wearing them but fans will...new warmup outfits are just around the corner though LOL

The most popular Dancing with the Stars dancer this season appears to be soap star Aiden Turner. He's getting more search hits than any other Dancing cast member. Or maybe it's because he's not as well-known as many of the other contestants

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Today is Hug a GI Day.

Car website Edmunds.com is offering $1 million to anyone who, under controlled conditions, can "re-create unintended acceleration in a [Toyota] and then solve that problem and prove the whole thing"...also known as wreck-a-toy...LOL

In St. Petersburg, Florida, police received a report of a suspicious paper bag near the door of a building which houses courtrooms and several government offices. The bomb squad discovered the bag contained a croissant...hey when you can't take a break for lunch you make food part of your work.

Burt Reynolds has released from a Florida hospital after a planned heart bypass operation...say it ain't so Bandit

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

WTF Report



American motorcycle daredevil Seth Enslow broke a 10-year-old world record Tuesday by sailing through the air on his Harley-Davidson motorcycle for 183.7 feet near Sydney Harbor in Australia...so an American breaks a record in Sydney????WTF

Experts claim new technology designed to read the unique shapes of each nose could be used to identify the bad people of the world. They say the nose is more reliable that fingerprints...but how often do you put your nose on something?????

The Smithsonian is saying no thanks to an offer of a donation of the suit O.J. Simpson wore when he was acquitted in 1995 of murdering his ex-wife and her friend. The museum rejected it Tuesday as inappropriate for their collection... yeah they are holding out for the isotoner gloves

A 60-year-old man convicted of drunk driving in northern Sweden has appealed to the government for a pardon on the grounds that he is too fat to go to jail... haven't you ever heard of the Lockdown Diet???LOL

The LA Times is reporting that Warner Bros. is negotiating to acquire feature film rights to Space Invaders....I hope tyhey are planning on better graphics this time around...LOL