What are you gettin into to kick off the new year???

WTF have we done this year??

"You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift. You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down. You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred. You cannot build character and courage by taking away people's initiative and independence. You cannot help people permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves."
Abraham Lincoln

Albert Einstein once said, "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

We all had HOPE....Here is to a strong, prosperous, and helpful New Year in 2010.

If you're not part of the solution then you're part of the problem ~Bruce Willis in DIE HARD

Raider Nation!!!!

My team won!!!!!!

WTF Report 12/18

The classic Frosty the Snowman airs on CBS tonight.

In theaters this weekend: Avatar (PG-13) and Did You Hear About The Morgans? (PG-13)

One of Tiger Woods' mistress, Jamie Jungers, tells Life & Style that when they'd wake up in the morning he'd like to munch on cereal and Popsicles while watching cartoons... I feel a Cap'N Crunch endorsement coming

Officials at a Phoenix high school are looking into why a music teacher with 23 years experience took her students to lunch at Hooters following a performance... Hope the answer is better than "they have good wings"
The malls will be packed this weekend -- the last weekend for holiday shopping.

Its only a rumor, but an "inside source" says Spider-Man 4 has been put on "indefinite hold" due to arguments over the villain between Sony execs and director Sam Raimi... My favorite are The Scorpion or The Shocker

WTF Report 12-16-09

Don't forget to buy your ticket for only $5 It's the Magic FM Christams Miracle for Megan. She desperately needs your monetary help to get a bone marrow transplant and for her recovery from leukemia. The 5 dollars gets you into Mr. Biggs to enjoy Jason Castro headlining a holiday concert. 989magicfm.com has more details....or check out
this Help her if you have the means....

Today is National Chocolate-Covered Anything Day....mmmm chocolate

Time magazine announces its Person of the Year this morning...probably NOT Kanye to the..

A new survey of children around the world shows the top gift request to Santa is video games while the second choice is Legos....BFB will be sooo happy he has like-minded family (your kids)

Now Tiger Woods' mistresses are getting endorsement deals. Las Vegas "model" Jamie Jungers inked a deal with BidHere.com, an Internet auction site...Tiger's loss is their gain I guess...although didn't they do the same thing Tiger did???

Kate Gosselin has a houseful, but she's lonley. A friend tells Life & Style that night time, after the kids are in bed, is a lonely time for Kate... I can't be mean on this one, it's a tough transition and usually the first Christmas is the hardest

The season finale of So You Think You Can Dance is on Fox tonight...so if you don't win you can't dance??? I've just never understood...at least with American Idol all it was is that you just weren't the biggest Star...whatever

WTF Report 12-15-09

Golden Globe nominees are announced today...yippee!!!

RadarOnline says 40-something Theresa Rodgers is the fourteenth woman to be romantically linked to Tiger Woods. She also carried on the longest affair with Tiger: five years...doesn't he have a six year old???

A safety group says the number of children being injured or killed by TVs is on the rise, probably because old, heavy TVs are being pushed out of the main living area and onto old furniture that's not as stable... No wonder my mom always said TV would damage me..

Police in Florida said they arrested a woman for obstructing an investigation the other day. Her name: Merry Christmas...Her cousin Mistle Toe is crazy too

The New York Film Critics Circle says the Best Film of 2009 was The Hurt Locker...I never know the movie they pick

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Michael Jackson will be among the recipients of a lifetime achievement award at the 2010 Grammys...LONG overdue

So far some 700 retailers have signed on for Free Shipping Day, which is December 17 this year: http://www.freeshippingday.com ...if only it orginated from UPS or something so we could take advatage of sending something

The US CDC said Thursday that the H1N1 flu has killed nearly 10,000 Americans.

The Salvation Army of Denver said anonymous donors dropped three rare gold coins, valued between $1,200 and $1,700, into their kettles...this happens every year and its probably how I would donate, but I don't have that kind of money.

A 44-year-old Louisiana woman is in trouble after allegedly pouring a pot of hot grits on her sleeping boyfriend. Earlier in the evening he told her he was breaking up with her... you never ask for one last breakfast...now you know

In theaters this weekend: Invictus (PG-13) and The Princess and the Frog (G)

WTF Report 12/10

Tiger Woods has been good for search engines. The CEO of Yahoo says Tiger is fueling more visits to the website than Michael Jackson's death... I gotta be honest its Bing or Google for me

One of Tiger Woods' girlfriends says he was always having to change his phone number. Jaimee Grubbs said Tiger changed it four times while they were 'dating'...I think celebs are just naturally paranoid

General Mills will reduce the sugar content in 10 of its cereals, like Lucky Charms and Cocoa Puffs...say it ain't so, GM

An Ohio library finally got the biography "Napoleon" back -- after 60 years. The package had a Beverly Hills, California, postmark...what's the late fee on that???

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WTF Report

It's National Brownie Day.

The New York Post claims Tiger Woods may have as many as nine women in the picture. And RadarOnline.com reports Tiger's wife has moved out of their house near Orlando... I would too, the one in San Diego is much nicer...LOL

Authorities in Michigan are searching for a man with "very crooked yellow teeth and bad breath" suspected of robbing the same bank twice. Oh, and they say he "looks and smells dirty."...My Aunt Kathy???No its Michigan...whew

The DVD Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Julie & Julia, & Public Enemies (Johnny Depp) are out today...cast a spell, cook a turkey, & a crime spree...livin' the life

WTF Report 12-6-09

Today is National Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day.

If the stories are true, the number of women Tiger had relationships with is now at six...isn't that more women than green jackets???

A 33-year-old orangutan named Nonja has over 40,000 fans on Facebook. Fans can check out pictures she's taken because her Austrian zookeepers gave her a camera to play with: http://j.mp/7UuSf4..counting how many have a finger over the lens...

In its third weekend The Blind Side starring Sandra Bullock topped this weekend box office... I've heard she likes being on top...oh we weren't talkin about that???

WTF Report 12/4

A source says Oprah Winfrey wants Tiger Woods to sit down with her and has personally reached out...and I'm sure Dr. Phil is next or will be a guest that same day

In theaters this weekend: Brothers (R); Everybody's Fine (PG-13); Armored (PG-13); Transylmania (R)

A British psychologist said his research indicates foot movements are one of the most powerful indicators of whether a woman finds a man attractive. Women tend to move their feet away from their bodies when speaking with someone they find attractive...spread em baby...was that too far???

An Arizona woman was cooking up some pancakes when she noticed an image resembling the Virgin Mary on one of them. It's now in her freezer until she figures out what to do with it... so basically pending an ebay upload...LOL

WTF REPORT 12-3-09

It's National Apple Pie Day!....mmm I could eat pie ALL DAY

Susan Boyle sold 701,000 copies of her first album, I Dreamed A Dream, in it's first week of U.S. release -- the best of 2009....take that Lil Wayne

An anonymous donor left nearly a pound of marijuana in a 2-gallon jugat a Goodwill Industries thrift shop in Ohio. Cops say there's no way to track the "donor"...thats a way to get peace on earth and Goodwill toward man...LOL

A man is accused of breaking into a home in Florida and taking a shower. He told the homeowners President Obama let him in....who was let in by the Santa Claus, right??

Global Language Monitor says the most popular word of 2009 is Twitter. It was heard, used and spoken more than any other word. Second was Obama....NOW THATS AN OBAMA-NATION...yeah thats kind of a bad joke..but its all I got

What up?

Veterans Day...Have you thanked a vet today?

Despite being the family member most reluctant to get a dog, researchers say dads are more often left to feed and exercise it.

Now more than ever we need the rest and relaxation of a hot tub. But a new study shows hot tub injures have more than doubled over the last couple of decades.

Police in Chicago said thieves tried to break through a salon wall and into a jewelry store, but failed. So they took some shampoo from the salon and fled.

New data crunched by Nielsen shows Americans spend nearly 5 hours a day watching TV

Weekend Report

Today is Pretzel Day...a warm one with cheese sounds great

In Colorado, an 88-year-old has walked 10,000 miles in memory of her late husband. Each day she walks around a lake at an Alzheimer's center where he passed away in 1998...that really is the most beautiful thing I have read all weekend.

The study of the eyes on some giant shrimp living on Australia's Great Barrier Reef could mean DVDs that are even better than Blu-ray...I'd love to see the GBR one day

In Michigan a pet store employee likely set a world record after he stuff 16 Madagascar hissing cockroaches into his mouth. The old record was 11...why???

Paranormal Activity was No. 1 over the weekend...I've heard it is all that is advertised

Garth Brooks' first 20 comeback concerts in Las Vegas have sold out already...I don't know many people who would turn down that ticket

Keep things interesting!!!

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It's National Boston Cream Pie Day...mmm my fav

Balloon Boy Sheriff Jim Alderden posted a note on the sheriff's office website talking about the weirdos who've been calling and emailing him since the hoax. He says the best came in from a guy who claimed he had proof Hillary Clinton was an alien....???

In theaters this weekend: Amelia (PG); Astro Boy (PG); Saw VI (R); Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (PG-13); Good Hair (PG-13, wider release)

Procter & Gamble's looking for a Charmin Ambassador to hang out in Times Square bathrooms over the holidays and greet people. You'll also tweet and Facebook your experiences. The gig pays $10,000... I'd do it just to be in NYC

A small New Zealand town has canceled its annual dead rabbit-tossing contest. Animal welfare advocates were upset with The "Rabbit Throw"...now we have to protect dead animals???

WTF REPORT

The Balloon Boy saga has been declared a hoax by the Larimer County, Colorado, sheriff's office. The sheriff said Sunday that his department has evidence to indicate it was a publicity stunt....REALLY?!? A man who was on TV wanted to be back on TV???? When does this happen???

A 16-year-old Australian girl launched her 34-foot yacht out of Sydney Harbor on Sunday, beginning a solo 23,600 mile journey around the world. If she completes it, she'll be youngest to pull it off....coolest thing I did at that age was repell from a helicopter...she's got me beat.

In Irondequoit, New York, Saturday, a number of men put on women's shoes and went for a walk. Men participating in the "Walk a Mile in Her Shoes" event raised money for a shelter for abused women... NOW THIS is a GREAT idea!!!...and not just because I'd to break out my heels..lol

Now we MAY be a little too descenitized...
The body of a man slumped over patio furniture on his balcony in California was mistaken for a Halloween decoration. Neighbors of the 75-year-old Marina del Rey man said he "looked fake"... at an elderly man's house?...I'd be a little concerned

WTF Report

Today is Be Bald and Be Free Day.

Country superstar Taylor Swift received the most American Music Awards nominations Tuesday. Kanye? None. The AMAs will air November 22 on ABC....America hates Kanye....yay

A California woman has opened a memorabilia shop/museum to display her massive collection of lunchboxes -- almost 700...I miss my "Pigs In Space" lunchbox

Polaroid announced last year it was stopping production of its instant film cameras. Now it says it's bringning them back....ya put you left foot in you put you left foot out...

The U.S. Navy is considering allowing women to serve aboard submarines for the first time...all I gotta say is "All ahead full captain" LOL

WTF Report

In a new poll, nearly half of us said "whatever" is the most annoying word...yeah, "totally"...LOL

Dentists say the recession has meant an increase in teeth grinding. Normally 10% to 15% of the adult population grinds at least a little, but worries over money and jobs have seen that number rise...mouth guards for EVERYBODY

A researcher who examined 10,000 Hotmail passwords found that the most commonly used password was '123456'...and we wonder how identity theft happens???

A South Korean jet was grounded before taking off so the crew could catch a stowaway. It was a sparrow that flew in an open door while passengers were still boarding... not sparrow plane its and aeroplane...just a misunderstanding

WTF Report

In a new survey, nearly two-thirds of workers said in a perfect job, they would do the same work they are doing now....for more money????

Coca-Cola says by the end of 2011 all of its packages worldwide will include calorie information on the front...except for the packages my uncle has in his garage from 1977...LOL

The world's largest candy store will open in Dubai. The 10,000 square foot store will feature a 33-foot singing chocolate tree decorated with lollipops....why does it remind me of the chocolate palace from Depp's version of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory?

A Florida woman was robbed of her Nintendo Wii, a pair of handguns, and her uncles ashes. The thieves left behind the wooden box which was home to the uncle...now that's just mean

WTF Report

Today is Safety Pin Day.

Kelsey Grammer is back on TV tonight (ABC) in a new comedy called Hank, about a once-wealthy businessman who moves to his wife's hometown to start over...I like his wit...maybe I'll watch it

Toyota is recalling 3.8 million Toyotas and Lexuses because of floor mats. It's not that they're not absorbant enough -- they could make the accelerator stick... so THATS why my mom almost went through the garage wall?!?!

The National Retail Federation is out with its spending projections for Halloween. Spending is expected to drop from $66.54 per family last year to $56.31 this year...that would be like spending less on Christmas!!!

TLC's Jon & Kate Plus 8 will soon be Kate Plus 8...does anyone really care how Kate & her expensive nanny take care of her 8 kids that the loser dad dumped on her???

When is it OK to date a friend's ex? A new poll of adults reveals 56% say 'never'...I never have so I really have no connection to this one

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In theaters this weekend: Fame (PG); Pandorum (R); Surrogates (PG-13); I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (R, limited release); Whip It (PG-13 Friday night sneak previews)

The World's Largest Cranberry Festival begins today in Warrens, Wisconsin...lots of blatter cleansing there.

Astrid Thoenig went to work at her insurance company job on her birthday yesterday (Thursday). Even though she turned 100. Perhaps the secret to her long, productive life is that Astrid doesn't "think old"...which is crazy cuz I think I'm old ALL of the time.

A guy in California has been arrested on suspicion of stalking his ex-girlfriend. It's how he did it that's unique. Authorities say Tom Huey repeatedly flew his small plane at low altitudes over the ex-girlfriend's neighborhood... takes crop dusting to a whole 'nother level

Puerto Vallarta, Mexico -Vacation/ Honeymoon

Only took us 5 years to have a honeymoon!!!LOL

WTF Report

The Great American Beer Festival begins today (Thursday) in Denver, Colorado.

Grey's Anatomy begins a new season tonight on ABC. Two hours...these two hour season starts and ends are KILLING my TiVO box.

The world's largest gummi bear has gone on sale. It's 9-1/2 inches tall and weighs 5 pounds. It'll set you back $30...thats what I call a GREAT dumbell motivating and filling

Four months ago a woman in China was mugged, but hadn't realized that she'd been stabbed. In fact, she didn't even realize that during the four months she'd had a six-inch knife blade completely buried in her bottom. Docs found the blade when she complained of stomach pains...Congrats!!! what's she gonna name it...Bowie???

President Obama says world leaders who once accused the United States of acting alone must now join with him to solve global crises rather than "wait for America" to lead... After all, getting rid of Kanye West is everyone's responsibility.

Back from Vacation!!! WTF Report

It's National Singles Week....all mine are the strip club, j/k

The new season of Dancing with the Stars begins tonight...wooo so glad House is on, too

The use of cursive handwriting is dropping. In a study of recent SAT essay questions, only 15% of college-bound students used cursive. Writing experts says it's because, outside the classroom, text messaging, email, and word processing have replaced handwriting...and my daughter is perfecting her handwriting for????

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs was the top weekend movie...we are at an all time low with this revelation

Two cats from the same litter in Amelia, Ohio, have been born with six toes on their hind paws. One of the kittens has seven toes on its front paws...no word on how much illegal drugs were use to rech such lofty goals.

Authorities in one Chinese province are coating a bridge in butter in order to cut down on suicide attempts. This makes the support beams too slippery to climb...thats gotta be better than pumping everyone full with "happy pills".


Vacation photos....to come

WTF REPORT

Today is 09/09/09. It's also Teddy Bear Day.

On national TV tonight President Barack Obama will address a joint session of Congress to discuss health care reform...ooooh set your Tivo

Before his live Internet broadcast to students Tuesday President Obama answered questions at a Virginia high school. One kid asked about becoming president. Obama suggested kids watch what they post on Facebook and YouTube as it could come back to haunt them later in life... or stalking them now

Hey, I've found the stocking stuffer you've been looking for. It's called Perky Jerky and it's maker calls it the world's first "all- natural performance enhancing meat snack." Put simply, Perky Jerky combines beef jerky with an extra dose of energy, aka caffeine. Red Bull + Perky Jerky = an 8-hour workday in 4 hours...and I'm guessing the ability to vibrate THROUGH walls

DWTS dancers Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Karina Smirnoff have called it quits. They were planning to marry next June. Source say he broke it off.

WTF Report

Today is Tarzan Day (the day it premiered on television).

Melrose Place returns to TV tonight. How man years has it been?

A New York man is donating his 320th pint of blood today (Tuesday). That's 40 gallons...and thats just what he donated for TruBlood on HBO

One day to The Beatles: Rock Band for your game system...Shouldn't they have been first???

Did you own the old Commodore 64 computer? Now you can have it again -- sort of -- on your iPhone and iPod Touch. The application is available with five bundled games for $4.99...I can't wait to play "Oregon Trail"

The Final Destination remained the No. 1 movie for the second-straight weekend. Inglourious Basterds and Sandra Bullock's romantic comedy All About Steve came in second and third....hard to believe NO ONE could take advange of the long weekend.

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Gadgets with no power cords? A company named WiTricity is working on wireless electricity and says it should be commercially available soon....I think this idea is brilliant!!!!SERIOUSLY

First it was cell phones; then texting; then cell phones that play video and surf the web. Now Nokia is demonstrating a 3D cell phone...I thought EVERYTHING in reality was 3D????

NASA is tracking part of an old rocket that could be a bit too close to the docked shuttle discovery and International Space Station. They may move the two today (Thursday)... I thought they were kidding when they said there was a lot of space debris up there. Has anyone looked into the possibillity of that causing some of the global warming???

The World Gravy Championships have wrapped up in Lancashire, England. Who won isn't important. I just want to know what they did with the more than 500 gallons of gravy they used.