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Ninety-year-old Rachel Veitch of Orlando, Florida, is still madly in love -- with her 1964 Mercury Comet. Never mind that it has more than 558,000 miles on it. Rachel bought it new for $3,289...All I'd want is suicide doors on it, then I'd be good too

An Oregon man has his wallet back -- 60 years after he lost it. In 1946 Bill Fulton dropped it behind some bleachers at a middle school...and it STILL had a trojan in it..LOL

According to the unreliable British tabloids, Susan Boyle is considering an offer to make a cameo appearance as herself on ABC's Ugly Betty...No comment

Be careful around Fido and Fluffy: 87,000 pet-related accidents occur each year in the U.S....Damn it Dino, I don't wanna play right now!!!LOL

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It's been revealed that a late billionaire in Hong Kong gifted millions to her feng shui master. He got more than $300 million; she was hoping he could help her live longer...thats subjective...longer than what?

Bernie Madoff's in prison for the rest of his life and his wife will have to learn to live on $125,000 a year. The Wall Street Journal says that's how much she'll earn off the interest of the $2.5 million she was allowed to keep. Sounds like she'll be downsizing....joining the rest of us little people

A Suffolk, Virginia, burglar was likely trying to phone a friend with his victim's cellphone when he accidentally took his own picture. He's not been caught yet, but his picture's been publicized...what a time to remember his buddy's birthday.

Get ready for more Michael Jackson than ever. Coming will be never released songs, an album and DVD of his final concert tour rehearsal, a TV special, and more....as if there was ANY doubt...I mean even 'Idol' came back.

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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen made $201.2 Wednesday-Sunday.

The Chicago Sun-Times reports Michael Jackson's final rehearsal for his planned London concerts was recorded and likely will be released as both an album and DVD...because exploiting death is what record labels do best.

The winner of this year's World's Ugliest Dog contest is Pabst, a boxer-mix rescued from a shelter. The owner of Pabst took home $1,600 in prize money from the Sonoma-Marin Fair in California...and had to take a cab home from the event

In Ohio, Don Carey got tired of the ever-increasing taxes on his tobacco products, so now he's growing his own. He went on the Interent to find tobacco seeds and is growng the plants on land leased by his sister...heard he wants to call them "Carey Cools"

A guy in Biddeford, Maine, is in trouble after he allegedly tried to run down his wife with a dump truck. He missed and hit some trees....

Billy Mays, the TV pitchman who sold Oxy-Clean, was found dead at his home... I can't seem to find a cause of death ANYWHERE online???

R.I.P.

Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, died Thursday afternoon. He was 50.

Farrah Fawcett died Thursday morning. She was 62.

WTF REPORT 6/26
In a China a 2-year-old boy has been labeled the world's youngest smoker. He goes through a pack a day. The boy was taught how to smoke by his dad who thought it would alleviate pain caused by a hernia...HOW ABOUT THE PAIN OF CANCER DAD?!?!?

Clyde Persley of California will get a $16 million lottery check next month. The 49-year-old man has been working three jobs for 20 years....Finally an example of hard work paying off

A painter in Florida spelled the word 'school' incorrectly on the pavement in a school zone at Goulds Elementary. He spelled it 'scohol'....Really?!?
Today is Take Your Dog to Work Day

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Today is National Handshake Day

Summer is here and that means its time for a lemonade stand. And kids, if yours is awesome then you need to hop online and tell Inc. magazine about it. Again this year the business mag is searching for the best lemonade stands in America...I never sold lemonade, but I did mow lawns, does that count???
...Last year Hunter and Gunnar, 11-year-old twin brothers from Ocean Isle Beach, North Carolina, were winners. They ran their shark-themed LemonSharks Lemonade stand at the beach all summer long....maybe THEY have a bailout plan that'll work??

A cow that burps less is being bred by Canadian scientists in an attempt to reduce the greenhouse gases responsible for global warming....when can we say we've gone too far with "going green"

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences said Wednesday it will double the number of best picture nominees to ten....Oscar will be so happy

The oldest instrument known to man has been found in southern Germany. It's a flute thought to be about 35,000 years old....you'll be able to start bidding on it at ebay, soon...LOL

WTF REPORT 6/16

June is Potty Training Awareness Month. How's it going?

David Letterman has apologized to Sarah Palin over the "flawed" joke he told last week. He started his show Monday with the open apology...when you mess up this is all that I ask. Man up!!!

The world's largest (and most expensive) private yacht is nearing completion. The $490 million Eclipse, ordered by some Russian guy, has two helipads, a mini-sub and its own missile defense system...but that wasn't that expensive because he got them when his government was hurting and it helped that he owned the McDonalds...LOL

Confirmed: The students in Wales who tried to set a world record by dressing as Smurfs have succeeded, says Guinness. 2,510 students pulled it off...still no word on if anyone dressed as papa smurf.

Police in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, arrested a woman at a store after she was spotted by an employee trying to steal 33 Blu-ray DVDs. She'd stuffed 'em down her pants, they say...she didn't realize that her pants were in High Def without having High Def in them.

WTF REPORT 6/12

It's National Nursing Assistants Week

In theaters this weekend: The Taking of Pelham 123 (R); Imagine That (PG); The Proposal (sneak previews) (PG-13)

If you're sick but still going to work you're doing it wrong. Researchers say employees who often go to work feeling sick have higher rates of future work absences due to illness... How I want this to be true, but thats the only reason it was said

A 2-year-old in Jacksonville, Florida, boy regularly hits a golf ball 75 yards, sometimes 100 yards, and once hit one 130 yards. And with a name like JoJo Miracle he's destined for the pros...Happy Gilmore look out

In a new study scientists say men find averagely shaped women more attractive than models and Playboy centerfolds...thats just because we don't think we have a chance of being intimate with them

WTF Report 6/11

Miss California USA Carrie Prejean was fired by Donald Trump Wednesday. Pageant officials said she hadn't been holding up her end of the pageant agreement...holding up her end...nice choice of words

Feeling down? There is a real site full of real (slightly outdated) "good news". It's also obvious who's operating it: http://www.gnn.com

The Army has ordered its IT people to give soldiers access to social media sites like Facebook and Twitter.

A recent report from Pew Internet and American Life Project shows 7% of us use the Internet as our primary means of social communication...and we wonder why obesity is rampant in our culture???

A cardboard cutout of Brad Pitt dressed as policeman is being used in Omsk, Russia, to get speeding motorists to slow down. It's working...I doubt its because of who it is...unless ladies were the predominant offenders.

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Thomas Beatie, the famous "pregnant man," has given birth again, this time to a boy.

Drink up 'cause it's Iced Tea Day.

A tree on the White House's North Lawn was knocked over Tuesday afternoon by strong winds. It had been planted nearly 70 years ago.

In the July issue of the American Journal of Preventive Medicine we learn that 9,300 Americans suffer computer injuries each year...Ever get your tongue stuck in the CD-ROM drive? I haven't. I'm just asking ;))

In the UK a nine-year-old boy found a seven leaf clover.

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President Barack Obama and his wife had another hot date Saturday night, this time in Paris. A restaurant patron said the prez dined on lamb...in unrelated news Mary still searches for her pet. No word on what type of animal it is.

A survey has found that one in five people view homes they have no intention of buying, just so they can have a look around...how else are you going to see the cool things that you can duplicate in your home???

Tonight more than 3,000 students from Swansea University will try to set a new world record by staging the largest gathering of Smurfs. The students will paint themselves blue and wear white hats...the question is who gets to wear the red pants and red hat???

WTF Report 6/5

It's Barbershop Quartet Day.

In theaters this weekend: Land of the Lost (PG-13); My Life in Ruins (PG-13); The Hangover (R)

The First Family is going to Paris on vacation. Malia and Sasha begin summer vacation today. They will fly to France with mom Michelle today. Dad will meet 'em there...after he handle his, ya herrd?

A guy in Orlando has been trying to sell his $699,000 home for a year. Now he's thrown in an incentive: Buy it and he'll include a 1967 Rolls- Royce...does it run??

A guy who admitted robbing six New Jersey banks did so on consecutive Thursdays between late January and early March...is that like when my uncle says he caught a fish THIS big???

It's garage sale season and according to YardSaleQueen.com you should start yours 30 minutes before other sales. This'll encourage shoppers to begin their garage sale day with you, when they have the most money to spend.

6/2/09 WTF REPORT

Researchers in the UK have confirmed that drinking chocolate milk after exercise is better for you than sports drinks...any excuse I can find...LOL

Today is National Leave the Office Earlier Day...if I did you'd wake up to static...should I?

The U.S. military in Afghanistan is now tweeting, Facebooking and YouTubing. Instead of waiting for newspapers to publish their info, they're taking it straight to the connected masses...and what the hell are we gonna do in Osama Bin Laden can read and has a Twitter account?

A new study reveals millions of us spend our free time worrying about work. More than half admit to working at home through the weekend....the ones in radio don't have a weekend, really

A car traveling on a highway in Switzerland lost all four wheels simultaneously. The car's passengers had just switched the vehicle from winter to summer wheels but used the wrong nuts when mounting the new set...That's why I check my nuts all of the time..WHAT?!?!...I had to

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Up debuted at the top of the weekend box office, bringing in $68.2 million...was their another movie released???

Millvina Dean, the last remaining survivor of the sinking of the Titanic, died in England on Sunday. She was 97...Luckily future generations have a Leonardo DiCaprio movie to set the record straight???

In Erie, Pennsylvania, a drive by shooter got off four shots at a guy -- who was not injured -- before driving his SUV into a utility pole and fleeing on foot...at what point do you decide you aren't cut out to be a gansta???
Smoker Geoff Spice is moving to a remote island off the coast of Scotland to try and kick his 43-year habit. He'll live there for a month...smoking local plant-life