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Six years ago today the world was introduced to the "wardrobe malfunction" after Janet Jackson's breast was exposed during the Super Bowl halftime show...and ending radio as we knew it FOREVER, how is it that it effected radio more than TV???

"Avatar" was No. 1 again over the weekend, and it's crossed the $2 billion worldwide mark...DAMN, was I wrong or what?

February is Return Shopping Carts to the Supermarket Month....but it made such a great planter in my backyard...lol

An Arizona dog named George could be the world's tallest. The Great Dane is nearly 43 inches from paw to shoulder. Guinness is reviewing his stats...why does that need review...either he is or isn't???

In Malaysia, two lovers were ordered to pay a fine after they were found guilty of adultery. A court ruled that the man and woman should compensate their communities with four buffaloes and a pig...WHAT!?!?!

More than 80,0000 people in California will attempt this morning (9a PT) to break the world record for the most people jumping or skipping rope at the same time...now that sounds fun and reviewable...LOL

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It's National Kazoo Day.

Apple unveiled its newest gadget Wednesday: the iPad. Unlike the release of the iPod and the iPhone, Internet buzz is just lukewarm...nothing to get excited over with it

A man pulled over in Florida was arrested after revealing a bit too much to cops. A cop noticed a strong odor of marijuana coming from inside his vehicle and asked if there was anything illegal inside. The man said, "I got $2,000 worth of weed in the truck!"...how high do you have to be to turn yourself in???

In California, students at a number of junior high schools will attempt (Monday) to break the Guinness World Record for the "Most People Jumping/Skipping Rope at the Same Time." Some 80,000 students will be linked up via live webcast.

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It's Chocolate Cake Day.

Apple will unveil something today, probably a tablet device...and the world awaits...not that any of us can afford it.

Minnesota's Jeremy Baier is enduring the Great American Burrito Challenge. All week he's consuming three Chipotle burritos each day. It's a charity stunt to benefit the Children's Hospitals and Clinics of Minnesota....talk about a gut bomb DAMN!

A Polish funeral director opened the coffin of a 76-year-old man to retrieve items for the family and discovered the old guy was still alive. He'd been pronounced dead by a doctor after he collapsed near his barn...one of my greatest fears right there

Neil Patrick Harris and Joe Jonas are the guest judges on tonight's (Wednesday) American Idol....was Avril Lavirne just soooo not good or like what?

Historically Avatar has now made the most money, but Gone with the Wind still holds the record for the most tickets sold. GWTW sold over 202 million; Avatar's sold just over 76 million....baby steps young Avatar I guess I'm gonna have to go see what the hype is all about

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"Michael Jackson's This Is It" is on Blue-ray today.

A new world-record wind speed of 253 mph was confirmed this week by scientists at the World Meteorological Organization. The wind was measured April 10, 1996, on Barrow Island, Australia, during Tropical Cyclone Olivia....it takes that long to confirm???
Avril Lavigne and Katy Perry are guest judges on tonight's "American Idol"....think they'll kiss???

Doctors in Peru mistakenly amputated the wrong foot of an 86-year-old man, then had no choice but to cut off the other one....get out of that HMO

In a Harris poll, our favorite TV personalities for 2010 are Oprah, Glenn Beck, Jay Leno, Ellen and Hugh Laurie...how is Leno on this list???

Today is National Peanut Brittle Day...I haven't had any in YEEEARS!!

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Hope For Haiti Now airs tonight (Friday) on dozens of networks around the globe. It'll also stream online....Huge line...probably the biggest since "USA for Africa"

Today is Answer Your Cat's Question Day....HUH?

Lisa Courtney from Hertfordshire, United Kingdom, holds the record for possessing the most Pokémon stuff. She's amassed 12,113 pieces of memorabilia...PEKAPEEKA
A guy in Scotland has received an apology for being diagnosed with incurable Huntingdon's disease in 1989. The disease causes brain deterioration in later life, but this guy's all good now....Ooops how do you make that up to him?

In Fairbanks, Alaska, a man wasn't happy with his service at Taco Bell and threw a double-decker taco at a manager... don't waste food, mama said so

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It's National Popcorn Day.

Apple's next big event will be January 27. It's rumored that Apple and its CEO, Steve Jobs, will unveil a tablet PC...thats cool if its not as expensive as the others have been
Taco Bell founder Glen W. Bell Jr. died Sunday at 86. He launched his restaurant chain in 1962. There are now more than 5,600 Taco Bells in the U.S....Yo quiero Taco Bell

The most stressful time of the day for moms is 8:25am... The next 15minutes are the most stressful for dads

A calendar issued by the city of Grand Forks, North Dakota, is missing January 31. The calendar maker just left that day, a Sunday, off...who wants to try and squeeze one more line in???

Shania Twain's a guest judge on tonight's "American Idol"...whose bed have HER boots been under??
President Barack Obama will bump "American Idol" when he gives his State of the Union Address on January 27...remember to hit the RedBox on the way home...LOL

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The Golden Globes are Sunday night.

In theaters this weekend: The Book of Eli (R); The Spy Next Door (PG); The Lovely Bones (PG-13)

Today is Hat Day.

Cell phone users in the U.S. have donated $5.2 million to the Red Cross for Haiti disaster relief. By texting the word "Haiti" to 90999 you're giving $10...just proves that if you make it easy people WILL help

Two South Koreans won this year's LG Mobile World Cup on Thursday. That's a fancy name for "texting competiion". They take home $100,000. A couple of Americans came in second...my wife was in the final 10...j/k

Some police in England are in trouble after they were caught on video using a riot shield as a sled on a snowy hill. It ended up on YouTube ...probably a better use for it

Jurassic Park IV is in the works and the director says it's "going to be done in a completely different way."...let's hope so for his sake

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Today is Dress Up Your Pet Day.

American Idol returned for a ninth season on Tuesday with strong numbers. Ratings were down just 2% from last year's season premiere... Pants On The Ground...lol

General Motors says its agreement with Tiger Woods that let him pick and choose and drive all the cars he wanted has ended...trouble on the green

A new crematorium in the UK is being built for bigger coffins because the dead are bigger today than they were a few decades ago...what?!?

Project Runway has its season premiere tonight on Lifetime.

Beyonce and Jay-Z top Forbes magazine’s list of the biggest money making couples of 2009, bringing in $122 million....something has gotta pay for that wedding

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It's Penguin Awareness Day.

American Idol is back tonight. Simon Cowell announced Monday it would be his last season on Idol....I wish he had said it would be the last season all together. It had a good run, don't you think?

A guy in England has been cured after a three-year bout of hiccups. Turns out they were caused by a tumor on his brain stem....I can't even stand to have the hiccups for 10 min...I'd probably go insane

A reverend in London gave his blessing Monday to notebook computers and smartphones. The Reverend Canon David Parrott blessed a symbolic pile of computers and phones on the altar...all of them locked within an hour...lol

Washington D.C. police say a woman woke up the other night and found a stranger cuddling her. She wasn't injured; the cuddler got away....careful what you ask for ladies...

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Today is National Clean Off Your Desk Day.

In Danville, Illinois, a group of middle school students are hoping to attract enough people to break the world record for simultaneously setting off more than 2,100 Diet Pepsi and Mentos geysers... as with most records seems like I fairly meaningless (empty) victory if sucessful.

A Chandler, Arizona, man was arrested for speeding down a highway with half his body out of the sunroof of his car. He was busted when several speed cameras recorded him...haven't you ever had an ejector seat malfuntion???LOL

Avatar was once again the weekend's top box office flick. Worldwide it's now made $1.34 billion. Only Titanic has made more ($1.8 billion)...looks cool but I don't even plan on renting it rigth away

Sony says Michael Jackson's This Is It on Blu-ray will be out January 26...really can't wait, no bs

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A guy in Kentucky won a $128 million lottery prize by accident. The clerk who was selling tickets misunderstood his request for three $1 tickets and instead gave him a $3 quick pick, which turned out to be a winner...why can't that happen to me??? Oh yeah ya gotta buy the ticket

A driver in Switzerland picked up a $290,000 speeding ticket after police caught him racing through a village at more than 60 miles per hour in his Ferrari. His fine was based on his income, which is huge...if ya got it flaunt it, right?

Ad time for the upcoming Super Bowl is 95% sold out, says CBS. The Super Bowl airs February 7...hope its not a bunch of lame dot-com stuff like last year

In theaters this weekend: Daybreakers (R); Leap Year (PG); Youth In Revolt (R).

In Florida a 91-year-old man crashed his car into a restaurant then sat down and ordered breakfast....now thats a Grand Slam Breakfast

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One of the television innovations unveiled Wednesday at the Consumer Electronics Show is QuadPixel techology. Manufacturer Sharp said each pixel on an LCD TV screen will have four colors: red, green, blue and yellow. The yellow is new. Sharp says the new TVs will be capable of displaying over one trillion colors...making my 1080pi HDMI HD TV outdated once again

To help kick off the new year, Kate Gosselin has given her old haircut the boot and picked up some extensions....I don't even wear a necklace around my kids. She is brave.

A British survey of new mothers reveals they have a better social life than they did before birth, thanks to a larger circle of trusted friends they can call on...and booty calls on speed dial

A thief in Florida took $550 worth of tools from the back of a pickup truck. At least he wasn't a total jerk. Police say the man left an apology note...how did that read??? "I'm sorry I had to steal your livelihood, but you'll bounce back"???

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Today is Cuddle Up Day

The People's Choice Awards air tonight (Wednesday) on CBS.

A company in the UK has devloped an extra-strong toilet which can handle really obese patients weighing up to 980 pounds...and whatever they happen to drop off

A Michigan woman, using Google and phone record searches, found out her husband had two other wives. The woman said of her husband, who was gone a lot, "I just thought he was working a lot of hours and away at medical conferences." ...playing doctor has all new meaning

Sharon Stone will do four episodes of Law & Order: SVU starting in April...no word on if there will be an "interrogation scene"

By now a third of all resolutions are dead!

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Today is National Whipped Cream Day.

This week's not National Pizza Week, It's next week. Big apologies with anchovies on top.

Social networking site BeautifulPeople.com says it has kicked out 5,000 users because other members signaled that they became less beautiful and more tubby celebrating Christmas and the New Year...so they are less beautiful????I don't understand because beauty is ALAWAYS in the eye of the beholder

Heard of the Taco Bell diet? The chain is running some ads showing a woman who dropped a bunch of weight eating Taco Bell...No cinnamon twists in THAT ad.

An 85-year-old man has returned a book to his Pennsylvania school library 73 years after its due date. The school says it can't imagine what the fine would be, so it's being waved...proving once again that if you wait long enough you can be forgiven for ANYTHING

A bus rider in Portland, Oregon, decided to play barber and cut the hair of another passenger -- without her permission. Cops say they arrested Jared Weston Walter after the haircut victim called 911...what the hell can you say?
A new season of the Biggest Loser begins tonight (Tuesday)....oooh set the TiVo

WTF REPORT JAN. 4 2010

It's National Pizza Week.

James Cameron's Avatar broke through the $1 billion barrier over the weekend. Cameron's Titanic made $1.8 billion worldwide.

The world's tallest building will open today in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. The Burj Dubai is about twice the height of the Empire State Building with an exterior covered in about 26,000 glass panels....LET ME GUESS YOU CAN SEE IT FROM THE PYRAMIDS

Some Russian guys have invented a two-seat pedal-powered submarine capable of diving up to 100 feet....paddle boats were NEVER ment to go UNDER the sea...LOL

In an incident reported by an Italian website, PlayStation consoles were being used for shipping cocaine throughout the country...and you thought the PS3 was expensive??

A new season of The Bachelor kicks off tonight on ABC....people still watch that? Can't we just put Monday Night Footbal in reruns??

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

R U Ready???!!!???

2010 is the new year, for the 09 don't shed a tear, the next day has promise and limitless potential, to mentally start off like this is essential.