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How about a home with a jail? A former Scottish police station is for sale. It includes a holding cell. $44,000 and it's yours....and you thought I was kinky???

In the new People magazine Sandra Bullock says the Jesse James Nazi
photo shocked her and made her mad. In the issue, on newsstands
Friday, Bullock says, "This is not the man I married."

Predators will be in theaters this summer and now another Arnold Schwarzenegger shoot-em-up will be remade. I'm talking about Commando...Alyssa Milano won't be the daughter, though :(

Scientists in India are studying an 82-year-old man who says he hasn't eaten in 70 years. He claims he lives on a 'spiritual life-force'.

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It's National Blueberry Pie Day.

Hugo Chavez, the President of Venezuela, will soon be tweeting. A spokesman for Chavez says he aims to "break records for numbers of followers."

Medical tests show Bret Michaels has suffered a setback in his recovery from a brain hemorrhage...and other reports have him moving his arms wtf?

A Belgian man who dropped a message in a bottle 30 years ago, when he was 14, finally got a reply -- on Facebook....what?!?

Lady Antebellum and Rascal Flatts are on tonight's American Idol.

A guy crashed his car into a utility pole in Winona, Minnesota. He told officers his dog threw up on him. Sure enough police found vomit in the car...but it wasn't from the dog it was the fifth of vodka he drank before leaving the house..lol

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Making a trip to Israel? Officials there have lifted a ban on iPads. For some reason they thought the gadgets would interfere with other electronics....yeah they are evil...you should just give them to me...LOL

How to Train Your Dragon was tops at the weekend (North America) box office. Jennifer Lopez's The Back-up Plan debuted in second...yeah my daughter would go see Train you Dragon at least 20 more times...no joke

Competitive eater Joey Chestnut won the asparagus eating contest at the Stockton Asparagus Festival in California on Saturday....how do you like that for profession???

The Post-it Note is celebrating a 30th birthday this month... or 33rd... or 36th, depending on how you look at its history...what?!?

Police in Connecticut arrested a woman after she called 911 for a ride home from a nightclub. Six times...so one time woulda been okay???

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It's Earth Day.

Guess what's on DVD and Blu-ray today? http://j.mp/cndsdy

Women can fight the risk of stroke by simply walking New research says a couple of hours or more a week can help...but not for men??

The U.S. military is looking to develop a flying car....about damn time

The FDA is reminding dog owners that Fido should be given real bones. Too many things can go wrong when you give a dog a real bone, they say...like they could think its okay to eat you in your sleep...LOL

Looks like Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones are onboard for a third Men in Black movie...I better be in this one...LOL

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It's National Garlic Day.

The Boston Marathon is today.

A letter from a passenger on the Titanic got nearly $85,000 at a weekend auction -- a record for this type of Titanic memorabilia.

Remember the French parachutist who, a couple of years ago, planned to parachute from higher than any man ever had? His plan went up in smoke when his balloon came loose and sailed off without him. Now he says he'll try again in May. If all goes to plan he'll jump from more than 130,000 feet.

How to Train Your Dragon and Kick-Ass each made around $20 million at the weekend box office. We'll find out today (Monday) which movie actually won.

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It's National Librarian Day.

The Obamas made $5.5 million last year, according to their 2009 tax returns. They gave just over $329,000 to charities, not including the $1.4 million Nobel Peace Prize award the president sent to 10 charitable groups.

Today (April 16) is the deadline for sending in the 2010 U.S. Census forms.

The school board that oversee Allen High School in Texas has approved the construction of a new stadium for its football team. It must be a heck of a team as the price tag is $60 million.

In theaters this weekend: Kick-Ass (R) and Death at a Funeral (R)

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Today is Scrabble Day.

A British company is paying people to sleep. It's looking for a sleeping-bag tester to evaluate its sleeping bags "in terms of warmth, strength and longevity." The position pays $900 for five days.

Is Pirate Radio a good radio flick? It's on DVD today: http://j.mp/9cQgVM

American Idol is back tonight. Adam Lambert is the mentor...should be interesting

Conan O'Brien is going to TBS. His show will debut in November....YESah!

Oprah: A Biography, the new unauthorized biography of talk-show host Oprah Winfrey, is out today.

What would you give up sex for? Thirteen percent of men said they'd give up sex for alcohol....are they nuts?????

It's Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day.

More than 20,000 people gathered early Sunday morning to watch Texas Stadium come down. Here's some video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7Xy1wVHgic

Phil Mickelson won his third Masters on Sunday.

Taxes are due Thursday.

Steve Carell and Tina Fey won the weekend box office with $27.1 million ticket sales. Note: Clash of the Titans was a close second and we'll know today which film really won when final numbers are released...

An Ohio man paid a prostitute for service but called cops after he didn't get all he ordered. Cincinnati police met the man at a White Castle after he called 911. He was taken to jail...Yeah I'd like a jail sentence with a side dissatisfied sexual experience, and pile on the ignorance...LOL

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President Obama threw out the first pitch at a Washington Nationals game Monday. The toss was high and wide.

If you live in the San Francisco area and don't mind getting a tattoo, Casa Sanchez has a tasty deal: get their logo inked on your body and get free taco a day for life. They gave the same deal to 50 people back in 1999.

LOTR fans, it's finally out on Blu-ray: http://j.mp/arOqZ7

An 84-year-old will graduate late next from Florida's Lynn University with a bachelor of science degree. Jack Slotnick looked in the mirror recently and resolved to finish the degree he began 60 years ago.

American Idol is back tonight.

Right now, in Albany, New York, a bunch of people are in the middle of what they hope will go down as the longest game of dodgeball ever. They plan to play till 5 this afternoon.