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Today is National Trail Mix Day.

Colombia's president has the H1N1 flu. Alvaro Uribe Uribe is not considered a high-risk patient...no just high profile

The Park View All-Stars of Chula Vista, California, won the Little League World Series Sunday, 6-3 over Chinese Tapei.

Obama vacation scandal: While vacationing in Martha's Vineyard, President Obama was photographed several times riding a bicycle without a helmet...we already knew that he practiced unprotected sex and now THIS!!!LOL

A contestant on a Pakistani reality TV show drowned while performing a challenge. The 32-year-old man was swimming across a lake while wearing a 15-pound backpack... by the name of SanJaya???Nope thats just wishful thinking.

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Today is Eat Yogurt Day

We're watching a lot more online videos. In the U.S. alone last month we watched 21.4billion...and thats just the 2 girls 1 cup site...LOL

Cuban retirees are making money off the country's toilet paper shortage. They're buying surplus newspapers for pennies and selling them for up to 70 cents each (U.S. dollars) for use as toilet paper...sounds like capitalism to me

Nutty former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich will be back on The View next month. This time he's pushing a book. His wife -- who 'starred' on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here over the summer -- will join him... I got nothin'

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The narrowest house in New York City is for sale. The Greenwich Village home is 9-1/2 feet across and will run you $2.75 million...I've always wanted to live in a hallway!!!!...right

Snow White won the lottery. The woman who plays Snow White at Disneyland in California won $5.2 million in a scratch-off game...just whistle while you work and it pays...too bad their are seven little people who want their cut

Police in Ferndale, Michigan, said a woman whose driver's license was suspended 45times was arrested while driving a reported stolen car with a beer on her lap...well it wouldn't fit in the cup holder..lol

There's a video on the web that supposedly shows Michael Jackson getting out of the ambulance used to transport his body. Like a lot of these things, the video is very shaky...He's alive just like Tupac, Biggie, Aaliyah, Princess Di, and any other modern icon that we can't let go of....insane

Eye Candy in The Park???

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Some guy you've never heard of kicked Tiger Woods' rear in golf's final major. Y.E. Yang beat Woods by three strokes Sunday at the PGA Championship....SAY IT AIN'T SO?!?!?...How will we go on???LOL

The space alien movie District 9 was the weekend's top flick, bringing in $37 million...looked lame to me.

Usain Bolt is still the fastest man alive. In Germany Sunday he won the 100 meters final and set a new world record...A 1,224-pound cupcake with pink frosting is a new world record holder. It was on display over the weekend in Royal Oak, Michigan...somehow I am more impressed by the cupcake

If your lady is trying to lose weight, don't let her go out with other women. A new study finds that women eat more when they eat with a large group of female friends... Yeah like men have a choice in the matter.

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Today is Left-Handers Day.

A new study says when we're making small talk with strangers, we tend to lie to each other about three times every 10 minutes...MAKES YOU WONDER WHAT THE NUMBERS SAY ABOUT LAWYERS???

Not to freak you out or anything but NASA estimates that there are about 20,000 asteroids and comets in our solar system that are potential threats to our planet...WHERE IS BRUCE WILLIS WHEN WE NEED HIM

A remake of Poltergeist will hit theaters in November, 2010...YEAH CUZ THAT ENDED WELL FOR ALL INVOLVED?!?!?

In Oregon, sheriff's deputies responded to a call from a woman who said her boyfriend had caught a burglar in their garage. The male burglar was wearing nothing but a pair of underwear. Women's underwear...SO THATS WHAT HAPPEN TO THE PANTY RAID

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It's Middle Children's Day.

The National Retail Federation says back-to-school spending will total $47.5 billion this year. Big number, sure, but it's down from last year...Its just sad that we have to say things like that to make us feel better about an unbelievable figure like that.

Video game playing is up this year over last. For example, in June the total minutes spent with video game consoles went up 21%, compared to June 2008....its cost A LOT less money to sit at home, but I also wonder how many more game consoles were sold thus creating an opprotunity that wasn't there previously.

Thanks to a wireless device a 61-year-old woman in the U.S. has a pacemaker which allows her doctor to monitor how her heart is doing over the Internet... looks like the internet saves more than just Perez from Will.I.am

The flip-flop is the latest mega-germy thing in our lives. A test done on a pair of flip-flops worn in New York City revealed 18,100 bacteria...the idea of a flip flop has always made me want to vomit. From the piece between your toes and the nasty bare foot just secreteing on it......yuuuchhh

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What's next for Paula Abdul? One boss at NBC said he is "absolutely" interested in bringing her to the network and told the NY Post Paula's a "huge talent"...I smell a so you think you can dance show

A California woman stopped by a casino on her way to work the other morning to play the nickel slots. She played for about a half an hour and then won nearly $1.6 million...would you call in to work???

If predictions by the Oxford Hair Foundation come true, the number of natural redheads everywhere will continue to dwindle until there are none left by the year 2100...say it ain't so!!!! I likes the gingers.