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Today is Safety Pin Day.

Kelsey Grammer is back on TV tonight (ABC) in a new comedy called Hank, about a once-wealthy businessman who moves to his wife's hometown to start over...I like his wit...maybe I'll watch it

Toyota is recalling 3.8 million Toyotas and Lexuses because of floor mats. It's not that they're not absorbant enough -- they could make the accelerator stick... so THATS why my mom almost went through the garage wall?!?!

The National Retail Federation is out with its spending projections for Halloween. Spending is expected to drop from $66.54 per family last year to $56.31 this year...that would be like spending less on Christmas!!!

TLC's Jon & Kate Plus 8 will soon be Kate Plus 8...does anyone really care how Kate & her expensive nanny take care of her 8 kids that the loser dad dumped on her???

When is it OK to date a friend's ex? A new poll of adults reveals 56% say 'never'...I never have so I really have no connection to this one

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In theaters this weekend: Fame (PG); Pandorum (R); Surrogates (PG-13); I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (R, limited release); Whip It (PG-13 Friday night sneak previews)

The World's Largest Cranberry Festival begins today in Warrens, Wisconsin...lots of blatter cleansing there.

Astrid Thoenig went to work at her insurance company job on her birthday yesterday (Thursday). Even though she turned 100. Perhaps the secret to her long, productive life is that Astrid doesn't "think old"...which is crazy cuz I think I'm old ALL of the time.

A guy in California has been arrested on suspicion of stalking his ex-girlfriend. It's how he did it that's unique. Authorities say Tom Huey repeatedly flew his small plane at low altitudes over the ex-girlfriend's neighborhood... takes crop dusting to a whole 'nother level

Puerto Vallarta, Mexico -Vacation/ Honeymoon

Only took us 5 years to have a honeymoon!!!LOL

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The Great American Beer Festival begins today (Thursday) in Denver, Colorado.

Grey's Anatomy begins a new season tonight on ABC. Two hours...these two hour season starts and ends are KILLING my TiVO box.

The world's largest gummi bear has gone on sale. It's 9-1/2 inches tall and weighs 5 pounds. It'll set you back $30...thats what I call a GREAT dumbell motivating and filling

Four months ago a woman in China was mugged, but hadn't realized that she'd been stabbed. In fact, she didn't even realize that during the four months she'd had a six-inch knife blade completely buried in her bottom. Docs found the blade when she complained of stomach pains...Congrats!!! what's she gonna name it...Bowie???

President Obama says world leaders who once accused the United States of acting alone must now join with him to solve global crises rather than "wait for America" to lead... After all, getting rid of Kanye West is everyone's responsibility.

Back from Vacation!!! WTF Report

It's National Singles Week....all mine are the strip club, j/k

The new season of Dancing with the Stars begins tonight...wooo so glad House is on, too

The use of cursive handwriting is dropping. In a study of recent SAT essay questions, only 15% of college-bound students used cursive. Writing experts says it's because, outside the classroom, text messaging, email, and word processing have replaced handwriting...and my daughter is perfecting her handwriting for????

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs was the top weekend movie...we are at an all time low with this revelation

Two cats from the same litter in Amelia, Ohio, have been born with six toes on their hind paws. One of the kittens has seven toes on its front paws...no word on how much illegal drugs were use to rech such lofty goals.

Authorities in one Chinese province are coating a bridge in butter in order to cut down on suicide attempts. This makes the support beams too slippery to climb...thats gotta be better than pumping everyone full with "happy pills".


Vacation photos....to come

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Today is 09/09/09. It's also Teddy Bear Day.

On national TV tonight President Barack Obama will address a joint session of Congress to discuss health care reform...ooooh set your Tivo

Before his live Internet broadcast to students Tuesday President Obama answered questions at a Virginia high school. One kid asked about becoming president. Obama suggested kids watch what they post on Facebook and YouTube as it could come back to haunt them later in life... or stalking them now

Hey, I've found the stocking stuffer you've been looking for. It's called Perky Jerky and it's maker calls it the world's first "all- natural performance enhancing meat snack." Put simply, Perky Jerky combines beef jerky with an extra dose of energy, aka caffeine. Red Bull + Perky Jerky = an 8-hour workday in 4 hours...and I'm guessing the ability to vibrate THROUGH walls

DWTS dancers Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Karina Smirnoff have called it quits. They were planning to marry next June. Source say he broke it off.

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Today is Tarzan Day (the day it premiered on television).

Melrose Place returns to TV tonight. How man years has it been?

A New York man is donating his 320th pint of blood today (Tuesday). That's 40 gallons...and thats just what he donated for TruBlood on HBO

One day to The Beatles: Rock Band for your game system...Shouldn't they have been first???

Did you own the old Commodore 64 computer? Now you can have it again -- sort of -- on your iPhone and iPod Touch. The application is available with five bundled games for $4.99...I can't wait to play "Oregon Trail"

The Final Destination remained the No. 1 movie for the second-straight weekend. Inglourious Basterds and Sandra Bullock's romantic comedy All About Steve came in second and third....hard to believe NO ONE could take advange of the long weekend.

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Gadgets with no power cords? A company named WiTricity is working on wireless electricity and says it should be commercially available soon....I think this idea is brilliant!!!!SERIOUSLY

First it was cell phones; then texting; then cell phones that play video and surf the web. Now Nokia is demonstrating a 3D cell phone...I thought EVERYTHING in reality was 3D????

NASA is tracking part of an old rocket that could be a bit too close to the docked shuttle discovery and International Space Station. They may move the two today (Thursday)... I thought they were kidding when they said there was a lot of space debris up there. Has anyone looked into the possibillity of that causing some of the global warming???

The World Gravy Championships have wrapped up in Lancashire, England. Who won isn't important. I just want to know what they did with the more than 500 gallons of gravy they used.

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Rambo V is in the works. Rambo IV made $150 million worldwide...at SOME point someone will take out the headbanded man???

If you see a story, or an email, which says Iowa's planning to quarantine H1N1 flu victims, it's a hoax...how is that even believable?

In a new survey most U.S. workers don't want to be managers. Increased stress is the big reason; dealing with disgruntled employees is another... lazy asses...lol


In the Detroit area a letter carrier was busted for non-delivery of more than 20,000 pieces of mail... over what period of time???and bet he NEVER took and of the ads

Authorities in Frederick County, Maryland, arrested a man after he allegedly offered store clerks marijuana to pay for gas...the President's Grass for Gas program has NOT been approved yet...lol