WTF Report

A 75-year-old has become Britain's oldest dad. His 41-year-old wife gave birth March 12. Gerry Burks attributes his virility to eating a couple of bananas a day...note to self apple a day for keeping doc away and bananas for the bedtime snack...LOL

An Italian winery is producing Hello Kitty wine. It'll be pink...isn't that just like having the camel on cigarettes???

American Idol is back tonight with another hopeful going home.

A close friend of Sandra Bullock says she's decided to end her marriage to Jesse James... doesn't ANYONE do the work anymore???

Instant CSI: http://j.mp/dkW25V

Researchers in Taiwan say there's good evidence to suggest that massage therapy may help relieve symptoms of depression....especially with the "happy ending" lol

WTF Report

It's National Pistachio Day.

Stephanie Madoff, daughter-in-law to Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff, has petitioned a Manhattan court for a name change. She cites death threats made against her since her father-in-law got sent up the river for screwing up the lives of investors...who threatens someone sooo far removed from the situation

"Charlie Bit My Finger" has moved past 160 million views: http://j.mp/6C7a

In theaters this weekend: Cop Out (R) and The Crazies (R)

South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford and his wife Jenny are due in divorce court today (Friday)... I don't envy either one of them

An Indianapolis woman is in trouble for allegedly coaxing her 5-year-old daughter into stealing a woman's purse at a restaurant...this is the entire reason for the blog title.