WTF Report 12-15-09

Golden Globe nominees are announced today...yippee!!!

RadarOnline says 40-something Theresa Rodgers is the fourteenth woman to be romantically linked to Tiger Woods. She also carried on the longest affair with Tiger: five years...doesn't he have a six year old???

A safety group says the number of children being injured or killed by TVs is on the rise, probably because old, heavy TVs are being pushed out of the main living area and onto old furniture that's not as stable... No wonder my mom always said TV would damage me..

Police in Florida said they arrested a woman for obstructing an investigation the other day. Her name: Merry Christmas...Her cousin Mistle Toe is crazy too

The New York Film Critics Circle says the Best Film of 2009 was The Hurt Locker...I never know the movie they pick

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Weekend Report

Michael Jackson will be among the recipients of a lifetime achievement award at the 2010 Grammys...LONG overdue

So far some 700 retailers have signed on for Free Shipping Day, which is December 17 this year: http://www.freeshippingday.com ...if only it orginated from UPS or something so we could take advatage of sending something

The US CDC said Thursday that the H1N1 flu has killed nearly 10,000 Americans.

The Salvation Army of Denver said anonymous donors dropped three rare gold coins, valued between $1,200 and $1,700, into their kettles...this happens every year and its probably how I would donate, but I don't have that kind of money.

A 44-year-old Louisiana woman is in trouble after allegedly pouring a pot of hot grits on her sleeping boyfriend. Earlier in the evening he told her he was breaking up with her... you never ask for one last breakfast...now you know

In theaters this weekend: Invictus (PG-13) and The Princess and the Frog (G)

WTF Report 12/10

Tiger Woods has been good for search engines. The CEO of Yahoo says Tiger is fueling more visits to the website than Michael Jackson's death... I gotta be honest its Bing or Google for me

One of Tiger Woods' girlfriends says he was always having to change his phone number. Jaimee Grubbs said Tiger changed it four times while they were 'dating'...I think celebs are just naturally paranoid

General Mills will reduce the sugar content in 10 of its cereals, like Lucky Charms and Cocoa Puffs...say it ain't so, GM

An Ohio library finally got the biography "Napoleon" back -- after 60 years. The package had a Beverly Hills, California, postmark...what's the late fee on that???

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WTF Report

It's National Brownie Day.

The New York Post claims Tiger Woods may have as many as nine women in the picture. And RadarOnline.com reports Tiger's wife has moved out of their house near Orlando... I would too, the one in San Diego is much nicer...LOL

Authorities in Michigan are searching for a man with "very crooked yellow teeth and bad breath" suspected of robbing the same bank twice. Oh, and they say he "looks and smells dirty."...My Aunt Kathy???No its Michigan...whew

The DVD Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Julie & Julia, & Public Enemies (Johnny Depp) are out today...cast a spell, cook a turkey, & a crime spree...livin' the life

WTF Report 12-6-09

Today is National Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day.

If the stories are true, the number of women Tiger had relationships with is now at six...isn't that more women than green jackets???

A 33-year-old orangutan named Nonja has over 40,000 fans on Facebook. Fans can check out pictures she's taken because her Austrian zookeepers gave her a camera to play with: http://j.mp/7UuSf4..counting how many have a finger over the lens...

In its third weekend The Blind Side starring Sandra Bullock topped this weekend box office... I've heard she likes being on top...oh we weren't talkin about that???

WTF Report 12/4

A source says Oprah Winfrey wants Tiger Woods to sit down with her and has personally reached out...and I'm sure Dr. Phil is next or will be a guest that same day

In theaters this weekend: Brothers (R); Everybody's Fine (PG-13); Armored (PG-13); Transylmania (R)

A British psychologist said his research indicates foot movements are one of the most powerful indicators of whether a woman finds a man attractive. Women tend to move their feet away from their bodies when speaking with someone they find attractive...spread em baby...was that too far???

An Arizona woman was cooking up some pancakes when she noticed an image resembling the Virgin Mary on one of them. It's now in her freezer until she figures out what to do with it... so basically pending an ebay upload...LOL

WTF REPORT 12-3-09

It's National Apple Pie Day!....mmm I could eat pie ALL DAY

Susan Boyle sold 701,000 copies of her first album, I Dreamed A Dream, in it's first week of U.S. release -- the best of 2009....take that Lil Wayne

An anonymous donor left nearly a pound of marijuana in a 2-gallon jugat a Goodwill Industries thrift shop in Ohio. Cops say there's no way to track the "donor"...thats a way to get peace on earth and Goodwill toward man...LOL

A man is accused of breaking into a home in Florida and taking a shower. He told the homeowners President Obama let him in....who was let in by the Santa Claus, right??

Global Language Monitor says the most popular word of 2009 is Twitter. It was heard, used and spoken more than any other word. Second was Obama....NOW THATS AN OBAMA-NATION...yeah thats kind of a bad joke..but its all I got